Saturday, January 26, 2008

No Breaks For Me

My selfish, vindictive ex, Sallie Mae, decided to send me a recap of the "qualified" interest I payed to my student loan at the beginning of the year. I'm glad she's out of my life, because I wouldn't be shocked if she lost the last six months of paperwork. Of course, I don't get to deduct that interest because I make too much money, because I am too successful.

I also make too much money for the $900, $600, $500 or whatever amount it is today that Bush plans to stimulate everyone else with. That's OK, I didn't really expect anything like that.

It really sucks to get taxed through the nose just because you are a single, childless renter. Any of those government-approved life changes would save me bundles of money. I need an accountant.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I make too much money, because I am too successful"

You need to grow up...

undercover vixen said...

wow, that was harsh. I sense a little bitterness. It sucks though that you make so much money and pretty much almost every tax break is not available to you. People don't understand the tax system